The Walking Dead: Episode 3 - Long Road Ahead

Just. Jaysus, man. I lost 4 characters in this one. One to suicide, one to a bite, one to a crazy bitch and one ‘cause I left that crazy bitch on the side of the road (bitches don’t come up in my group and shoot people I like in the fuckin’ face).

I did gain a homeless wino and a badass-probably-pregnant-Latina dating a nerdy Indo-American guy. And I’m driving a fuckin’ train so yeah, it’s not all bad.

Oh yeah, and I got to “Shane” someone. She wasn’t from my group and she was pretty much dead already (…ha, that actually wasn’t intentional), so I let her distract the walkers while me and another dude pillaged a pharmacy.

Seriously. If you ever wanted to know what kind of an asshole you’d be in a zombie apocalypse, just play this game. You’ll learn more about yourself than you ever thought possible.